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Techmoto: Sponsor of Monthly Meat Raffles
Discounts for Ulysses and SuperGold card holders, located in the iconic former industrial area now converted to shops and plenty of bars, cafes and above all, good coffee!
Phil and Gail Scott's Techmoto store caters for road and adventure riders with high quality helmets and apparel from Arai, Nolan and Spidi. There is a huge range of Givi and Ventura luggage, plus motorcycle-specific tools as well as spares and accessories.
Open weekdays 9.30-5.30 and 9.00-4.00 on Saturday Phone 09 4461610
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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
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Raffles
If it is your birthday this month, don't forget to take a bottle of wine for the raffles on club night.
If you have any unwanted gifts, donate them for the raffle prizes.
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Subscriber Details
At the bottom of this newsletter is a link so you can update your subscriber details. There is also a button if you really want to cancel your subscription.
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Wine Bottle Caps
Save your bottle tops from your wine bottles and bring along to each monthly meeting. These get passed onto Lions Club who collect as a fundraiser for Child Dialysis. Get your local restaurant on board and have them keep the bottle tops for you.
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Reviews and Photo Gallery
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Harley Davidson on display at October meeting thanks to Beau from Hyosung.
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Celebration of Stoney's life with a shot of port.
Leaving from Wellsford,
Seal pup, lunch at The Office Maungatapere,
Michelle and Judy with Tane Mahuta, seal pup at Omapere.
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Pink Ribbon 2015 for Breast Cancer Awareness.
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Kauri Museum Ride.
Facebook post from Les Duffield
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First time as RIC, after 15 ks, turned right instead of left, Oops!!! instead of tar sealed road, grotty metaled road, much to the disgust of those who had cleaned and polished their bikes for 3-4 hours but the beam on Charlie's face was worth it, he just loves the gravel. Oh well $2 to the Sheriff. A long planned ride today to the Kauri Museum at Matakohe, via Mangwhai and then Karwaka (for some reason pronounced Car woca, or so I was told). Barbara took the piccies so hopefully they will be with us soon. We had 19 bikes on the ride, funny that I only came back with 5....... bugger.
Great having Linda with us on her 250 trying to stay with the 'big boys', we let them go later and we brought up the rear, she tells me there will be more joining, that is great news for the club. Linda led us back most of the way.
Goodish weather, good company and great scenery, wow North Island, you are looking good.
Cheers Les
PS: Sorry Peeps, forgot to thank TEC Nick, Charlie his wealth of knowledge, Russell (he proves I'm sane) and all who had fun. Cheers
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Wednesday Ride by Charlie Truell
We had eight bikes and riders on today's ride. David Wayne Moore led us to the Beachfront Rest Home in Stanmore Bay, where the residents came to admire our bikes, have their photos taken sitting on them, and to tell us their stories of bike ownership in earlier days. The Home kindly provided us with a cup of tea and a biscuit each.
Afterwards, Don Baverstock led us to Shakespear Regional Park, and then to Ripples Cafe at Gulf Harbour for lunch.
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Raffle Prizes and Tattle-Tales Wanted
“Sheriff wants unwanted gifts and wine for birthdays and worthy events in your LIVES “
And please email ‘SHERIFF, I HAVE A TALE’ to Pete.
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Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
One seventy year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
An eighty year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement." The ninety year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" asked the others.
"I don't wake up until nine."
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Giggles & Groans from the Grandson
Why did the robber retire?
He just couldn't take it anymore.
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When is Grand-pop's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
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What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?
Winnie the phew!
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I invited a teddy bear to dinner yesterday.
I offered him some food but he said,
"No thanks I'm stuffed".
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Guess Who?
This gentleman is probably more familiar to the Wednesday riders. Great shots of ?? riding a BSA and a Matchless.
I'll let you know next month who it is.
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Brent donates vouchers monthly for the Social evenings. Pop in to Spectrum and chat to Grant for bike services, bike sales and accessories.
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Become part of the Pro Rider Community
Visit your local motorcycle/scooter shop and ask about a Ride Forever voucher from Pro Rider, get one for a friend. Book via the Pro Rider website and have your say on our Facebook page!
The Pro Rider Riders Club is coming soon. Keep an eye on Facebook!
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How do you tell when you have run out of invisible ink?
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Need that badge sewn on, then call in on Merine.
Phone 021 708677
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Remembrance Run Badges 2015 and
Ronnie Run Badges
There are a number of badges left over and if you would like to purchase see Dale on Club Night.
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I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke.
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The Editor can recommend this enthusiastic bunch of young men for tree removal and pruning.
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Check runs list for organised ride with
Dave McAnulty
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Travelling to the South Island then check out
NZ Classic Motorcycles Museum - Nelson. Located at 75 Haven Road Nelson this is a purpose built museum showcasing one of the largest, comprehensive private collections of classic, veteran and vintage motorcycles and sidecars. It is believed to house one of the largest collections of Brough Superiors south of the equator and for a limited time, is the entrusted curator of the Britten motorcycle. If you are heading that way look them up on their website www.nzclassicmotorcycles.co.nz.
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Rider in Charge (RIC) would appreciate all participants of rides to be at the departure point 10 minutes early with a full tank of gas. If the weather looks suspect then please phone the RIC or check out North Harbour Ulysses facebook page to see if the ride is postponed or cancelled.
The Rider in Charge will be organizing the day. Contact them for details. All riders participating in a Ulysses Ride are expected to hold a current motorcycle license, wear suitable clothing and to have a registered and warranted road-worthy bike.
The organizers and/or the Ulysses Club are not responsible for participants safety and all participants participate at their own risk.
All participants are aware that they are traveling on open public roads and are responsible for their own safety and compliance with all Rules and Laws.
Please check your runs list as some rides or destinations may have changed from initial calendar entry.
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Club Night Meeting and Social Evening
Held at North Shore Cosmopolitan Club,
65 Paul Mathews Drive, Albany
1st Thursday of the Month.
Meals available from 5.30pm and meeting starts at 7.30pm
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NORTH SHORE DINNER NIGHT MAD DOGS & ENGLISHMEN Link Drive Wairau Park
Every 3rd Wednesday of the month 2014 (6 pm onwards), Bar & kitchen open at 5.30 pm.
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November 5th. It's the 1st Thursday of the month so don't forget it's the North Harbour Ulysses general meeting night at the North Shore Cosmopolitan Club. Meals available from 5.30pm. Reservations Here
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November
6th, 7th
and 8th
Friday to Sunday
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South Taranaki Tourers Weekend
Departs BP Papakura Service Centre
at 10.30am
RIC: Wayne Painter
Mobile: 027 2891018
Excellent weekend away with the
South Taranaki Tourers organising a poker run on the Saturday.
See Blackjack Brochure above
For accommodation try
Avon Motel
0800 288 048
Avonmotel@xtra.co.nz
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Waihi Sterling Tavern for Lunch
Departs BP Papakura Service Station at 10.00am
RIC: Wayne Larsen
Mobile: 021 02828442
Home: 09 4768071
Medium to Long
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November 18th. It's the 3rd Wednesday of the month so it's North Shore dinner night at Mad Dogs and Englishman, Link Drive. Reservations Here.
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Tairua Ride
Departs BP Papakura Service Station at 10.00am
RIC: Mike Orr
Mobile: 027 2919130
Medium to Long
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Pizza Barn Waipu
3rd time lucky
Departs BP Dairy Flat Service Centre at 10.00am
RIC: Peter Zaloum
Mobile: 021 1807840
Home: 09 4190725
Medium
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December 3rd. It's the 1st Thursday of the month so don't forget it's the North Harbour Ulysses general meeting night at the North Shore Cosmopolitan Club. Meals available from 5.30pm. Reservations Here
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Vintage Fields Classic Show Thames
Departs BP Papakura Service Station at 10.00am
RIC: David McAnulty
Mobile: 021 1844100
Home: 09 8109798
Medium
See full advert above.
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Note Change of Date
Coromandel Overnighter
Now 12th December
Departs BP Papakura Service Centre at 10.00am
Phone RIC: Nigel Scott 021 2447724
to make bookings at a great motel.
Only four spots left so phone Nigel now.
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Christmas Party Dinner and Dance
Saturday 19th December 6.00pm start
North Shore Cossie Club
Music by North Harbour Rockers
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Midweek Wednesday Rides and now Tuesday (check out NH Ulysses facebook page for details.)
Are you free to ride Midweek?
Why not join fellow Ulyssians on Wednesday's
Departs NS Cossie Club at 11.00am
Destination decided on the day.
These rides are proving very popular.
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Highlight your calendar with these upcoming rides or events.
Red Knights Burns Run
Ride for the Children of the Burns Unit.
February 2016
Taumaranui Cart Track Rally
February 12th to 14th 2016
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RATES QUOTED FOR:
Ulysses
A discount of 10% off the best available fare applies for travel dates
18 January through to 19 December 2016
Booking conditions and instructions for members are:
Each reservation must be made direct with Interislander online at www.interislander.co.nz
Also check out our Premium Plus onboard lounge upgrades for total comfort at www.interislander.co.nz/Premium-Plus.aspx for 18yrs plus
Simply insert the Promo code “XULY1”on the “Payment details” page then click on “enter” and this will apply the discount.
Membership card is required at the terminal on check in. No membership card and retail fares will be charged.
Space is subject to availability at the time of the booking request.
The normal conditions of the above fare type apply - e.g. Easy Change is 100% refundable if cancelled.
Bookings made through our call centre are at regular rates.
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Three Greeks and three Turks are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Turks each buy tickets and watch as the three Greeks buy only a single ticket.
"How are 3 people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one Turk.
"Watch and you'll see," answers one Greek.
They all board the train. The Turks take their respective seats but all three Greeks cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, " Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Turks saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Turks decide to copy the Greeks on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Greeks don't buy a ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Turk.
"Watch and you'll see," answers a Greek. When they board the train the three Turks cram into a restroom and the three Greeks cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Greeks leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Turks are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."
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An Irishman goes to a carpenter. "Can you build me a box that's two inches deep, two inches wide and 50 feet long?"
"Well," says the carpenter, "it could be done, I suppose, but what would you want with a box like that?"
"Well'" said the Irishman, "my neighbour moved away and forgot to take a few things with him -- and he asked me to send him his garden hose."
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"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen.
It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."
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"Who discovered we could get milk from cows,
and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"
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Did you hear about the old chameleon that couldn't change colour? He had a reptile disfunction.
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EXTREMELY BROWN BALLS
The father of 17 kids goes to the doc's with a rash on his belly. "All right" says the Doc, "drop' em and let's have a look." Having been confronted with the evidence the Doc exclaims "Yes, you've got a bad rash there, but my word, what brown balls you've got. They're truly remarkable!".
The patient is a bit embarrassed and says "Look Doc, what about the rash?"
"Oh that's easy," said the Doc, "Here's some cream to rub on. By the way, those brown balls are amazing, may I ask....."
"No," said the patient, "You can't. Now, is that all Doc?"
"Well, " said the Doctor, " You could stop the rash coming back with a bit better hygiene. Tell your wife you need clean underpants every day. And those really are the brownest balls I've ever seen!"
The guy goes home and tells his wife that the Doctor says he needs clean underpants every day.
"What?" she yells, "Clean underpants every day, and me with 17 kids to chase after! Seventeen kids to wash, feed, clothe, get to school, tidy after, and you want clean underpants every day? You must be bloody joking, I haven't even got time to wipe my arse!"
"Ah" he said, "And that's another thing I wanted to talk to you about..."
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Englishman, Irishman, & Scotsman
An englishman an irishman and a scotsman were in the sweltering desert walking around looking desperatly for something to eat and drink, when, as if out of nowhere, a camel appeared. The englishman caught the camel and spluttered I support "Liverpool, so I suppose I better eat the liver." The scotsman immediately shouted, "Well I support Hearts so I'll eat the heart." And then the rather mentally challenged irishman said, "I support Arsenal, but I don't feel hungry any more."
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What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
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