TODAY: Bah, Humbug


Why This Shitting Peasant Is the Christmas Symbol We Need Today

The 2019 IPO class headlined by Uber will create a ton of new wealth. Will the billions go to mansions or missions?

Jeff Bezos Got So Rich in 2018 That He Now Makes More Per Minute Than You Do in a Year

Zuckerberg has lost more money than many countries make in a year

$1.3 million: the average bonus Juul employees get after a deal with a cigarette maker

Trump gives Paul Ryan a going-away gift, kicks 800,000 people off food stamps

Mattis Is Out As Defense Secretary In Wake Of Trump's Sudden Syria Withdrawal Order

‘We need time’: Incredulous US officials hustled to alert ‘shocked’ allies about Trump’s Syria withdrawal

Trump made the right decision to quit Syrian conflict

‘Fox & Friends’ co-host Kilmeade: Trump just ‘refounded ISIS’ by pulling troops out of Syria

US withdrawal from Syria might provide exactly the anarchic conditions in which Isis has always flourished

Trump’s Syria Withdrawal Policy Is Correct, But Communicated Horribly

U.S. to Withdraw About 7,000 Troops From Afghanistan, Officials Say

U.S. Air Strike Data from Afghanistan Takes Step Back in Transparency

Pentagon Moves Ahead With New Low-Yield Nuclear Weapon, Amid Resurgent Debate

Lockheed Martin scores a big win in new Missile Defense Agency radar contract

US Troops Getting Plenty of New Toys in 2019

US durable goods orders up 0.8 pct., led by defense spending

2018 Is Officially "The Worst Year On Record" With 93% Of All Assets Down

Santa Rally fails to materialize as markets head south again

Millennials Strike Again: This Time We Are Killing Cash And 'Merry Christmas'

The Economists Who Stole Christmas


Trump Shutdown Drama Over Long-Promised Wall Goes To Season Finale

Don’t Call it a ‘Shutdown’ — Call it a Presidential Filibuster!

Trump Rages Over Border Wall, Sees Shutdown for ‘Very Long Time’

Most Americans don't support building the wall

Battle of the GoFundMe campaigns: Critics of Trump’s wall raise money for ladders

The border wall GoFundMe page sums up the Trump presidency


Venezuela may reach a 10 million percent inflation rate — and 10 million refugees. Can the region handle that?

I’ll be drone for Christmas: London airport closed for day by drone harassment

'Combat Proven': Israel's thriving war business in Europe


If you think Americans are getting fatter, the feds say: 'You're right, all of us are'

Abundance has made fat an enemy, but it’s been a friend to humans for millennia

Human ancestors weren’t fussy when eating plants

Gene-edited farm animals are coming. Will we eat them?


Welcome to Marwen is Robert Zemeckis’ most revealing movie — and his worst

‘Aquaman’ Review: Jason Momoa’s Sexiness Can’t Save This Bonkers, Tone-Deaf Mess

I’m Obsessed With Julie Andrews Voicing a Racist Sea Monster in Aquaman

My Painful Quest to Find the Worst Christmas Movie Ever Made

Okay, 20th Century Fox Convinced Me: “Die Hard” Is A Christmas Movie


‘Hand yourself over to human justice’: Pope Francis tells priests guilty of abuse that the church won’t shield them

Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein settles lawsuit brought by woman who claimed he recruited her as a sex slave and 'directed' her to have sex with lawyer Alan Dershowitz

Scientology Attorney Demands Jezebel Remove Our Story on Shelly Miscavige's Alleged Disappearance

Mormon Women Rejoice As LDS Church Lifts Ban on Female Missionaries Wearing Pants

Polyamorous sex is the most quietly revolutionary political weapon in the United States

The Ethics of Paternalism

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