Sigh. I wish it was a joke.
But alas, it isn't.
How are the ants where you live?
Growing up, I met two kinds of ants: black and red.
Black ants were friendly ants you could gather up and experiment with. I wasn't the one with the magnifying glass, but these guys were slow and inoffensive enough that you could, if you were so inclined, corral them, then sizzle and pop them by magnifying the rays of the sun.
Red ants, well, you didn't want to mess with them, because there were rumours that they'd bite you. But they were also shy ants, and if you kept out of their way, they'd mostly keep out of yours.
The creepiest ant incident in my entire childhood was one time, on a family trip, when my toddler sister sat down by the roadside (maybe we were stopping to fix the car in some way?) and then started shrieking because she'd sat on a massive anthill.
She was always doing stuff like that.
So presumably there were some aggressive ants within driving distance of our home. But they weren't exactly a clear and present danger.
There were also certain facts I learned about ants. Maybe you learned them too. Spoiler alert: FACTS THAT TURNED OUT TO BE 100% WRONG HERE IN ISRAEL.
Facts like… Ants love crumbs
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